hira-x:

And perhaps our love is like the moon to the earth. You will always move me, have an effect on me but we can never be close enough to touch.

just-shower-thoughts:

Poor kids realize they are poor well before rich kids know they are rich

fimbry:

Whole ass man in my kitchen slamming cabinets for attention.

parotcardsroxy:

parotcardsroxy:

no amount of bird posts i make can ever capture how truly strange bitterns are

i say this with so much love and adoration in my heart. what the fuck is that

(american, least, great, and yellow bitterns)

ellohcee:

ellohcee:

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like “valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience”

And people like “wtf why” looking out their hotel room window and there’s this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little “rrrrrr” like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they’re like “fuck it i don’t get paid nearly enough for this” and no ones using the pool today sorry!

remanence-of-love:

fruityfinch:

Of course! Enophthalmos!!

These ladies in action:

remanence-of-love:

9710144:

thememedaddy: